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Post by trap on Dec 20, 2011 15:35:37 GMT -5
I... I found this and absolutely couldn't resist. >w< And I just randomly picked Prussia for the first one. C:
Dear Prussia,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Lithuania likes your mom. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Japan. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Canada believes he can fly.
Go drown yourself,
Vietnam
P.S. England will never love you, just thought you should know.
-coughs- A-Anyway, here's the format for the letter, in case you want to do it yourself.
Um... have fun with it? ;u;
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Post by gilbertbeilschmidt on Dec 20, 2011 15:41:14 GMT -5
Dear Vietnam,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but America is really a unicorn. I realized this when you were dancing with mentally challenged squirrels with Rome. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Russia is planning his revenge on you.
Go drown yourself,
Prussia
P.S. France is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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Post by lati on Dec 20, 2011 15:47:11 GMT -5
Dear Prussia,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Japan and you are related. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Austria. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that England is secretly and FBI agent.
Your everlasting enemy,
Latvia
P.S. France thinks you need serious mental help, just thought you should know.
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Post by thatotherguy on Dec 20, 2011 15:52:49 GMT -5
Dear Latvia,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Greece has frozen to death. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Austria. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Canada snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning.
Best of luck with the sex-change,
Germany.
P.S. China is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.
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Post by rydia on Dec 20, 2011 16:48:55 GMT -5
Dear Germy,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Greece and you are related. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Austria. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Cuba loves Hello Kitty.
Love you always, Seychelles
P.S. France and China are tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.
P.P.S. You will be too.
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Post by Russia on Dec 20, 2011 18:21:29 GMT -5
WhyisRussianotvacationable?
Dear Seychely,
This is rather difficult for me to explain, but Angliya enjoys your mother. I realized this when you were assassinating that uniquely special Bush gentleman with Frantsiya. I'm sure you're openly masochistic enough to understand that I am about to light your domicile ablaze.
Please do not do me bodily harm,
Россия
P.S. Frantsiya is currently bound with ropes in my wardrobe, just thought you should know.
(( THIS MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE ))
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Post by thelasttrophy on Dec 20, 2011 18:45:25 GMT -5
Dear Russia,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Lithuania is really a unicorn. I realized this when you were kicking puppies with America. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that China is about to set your house on fire.
Pasta with love,
Italy
P.S. France thinks you need serious mental help, just thought you should know.
(...LMFAO)
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Post by northernlion on Dec 20, 2011 22:56:38 GMT -5
Dear Italy,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but America is out to get you. I realized this when you were learning to fly with Hungary. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Canada is about to set your house on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Sweden
P.S. France will never love you, just thought you should know.
((go milk a cow...))
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Post by the Netherlands on Dec 21, 2011 7:49:17 GMT -5
Dear Sweden, This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Poland and you are related. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with France. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Cuba is in love with your pet goat. Go drown yourself, the Netherlands P.S. France will never love you, just thought you should know. (P.P.S., I was bored, in bed, doodling a bit and this happened. >.>)
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Post by trap on Dec 29, 2011 14:32:05 GMT -5
Dear Netherlands,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but China has a secret obsession over Brad Pitt. I realized this when you were getting your nails done with Rome. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Cuba is in love with your pet goat.
I hate your face,
Vietnam
P.S. Poland is tied up in my closest, just thought you should know.
(-filled it out using Vietnam's answers~-)
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Post by brazilyan on Feb 7, 2012 19:30:18 GMT -5
Dear Vietnam,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but America is out to get you. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Austria. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Russia is allergic to your earlobes.
Go milk a cow,
Brazil
P.S. France is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.
...This is great~! XD
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Post by stormie on Oct 7, 2012 0:11:08 GMT -5
Dear Brazil,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Japan loves sniffing sharpies. I realized this when you were learning to fly with America. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Russia is secretly an F.B.I agent.
Please don't hurt me,
Armenia
P.S. Poland stole all the food in your fridge, just thought you should know.
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Post by tomato on Feb 26, 2013 19:25:29 GMT -5
Dear Armenia,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but America love sniffing sharpies. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Russia. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Canada is planning ravage on you.
Pasta with love,
Luxembourg
P.S. Poland stole all the food in your fridge , just thought you should know.
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